Anonymous asked:I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob and I decided to put icing on the tip of his dick and lick it off, then I tried to ice a cupcake like that and it worked- until my sister ended up eating the cupcake later without knowing and I didn't have the heart to tell her, but my sister is 16 so whatever, I'm pretty sure she's tasted a dick before
Anonymous asked:One time I was having fun with my girlfriend and we were both naked and she was laying on her back so I tried to get my penis between her boobs so I could go back and forth in between them, but I went to reach my leg over her body and I got the worst leg cramp in the world and it ruined the entire moment and I ended up laying on the floor in pain
Alissa- Im dead!
Tired. Tired. Tired. Tired.Tired. Tired. Tired. Tired.Tired. Tired. Tired. Tired.